Saturday, July 28, 2012

If Flicks Had Starred Felines

A hearty "Thank You" to our Saturday Blog-Hop Co-Hosts,,,Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume. Visit, and follow, them for the finest in pet info and entertainment.

If the classic flick, "A Few Good Men", had starred cats instead of movie stars and been named A Few Good Cats,,,,well,,,this riveting scene from the flick may have looked like this,,,,






Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Funs With Puns

Cmon....SMILE !,,,it doesn't hurt,,,,




I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in
New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer.

Earthquake in
Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Saturday Blog-Hop

A huge "Thank You" to our Saturday Blog-Hop Co-Hosts. Visit & follow, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume for the tops in pet entertainment and information. Todays installment,,,,You're never too old to learn,,,,,,

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Let's Laugh !

Thank you,,,Two Little Cavaliers, Life With Dogs, and Confessions Of The Plume,,,our Saturday Blog-Hop Co-Hosts. Follow all three for the tops in pet info and entertainment. C'mon,,,,share a laugh with me,,,you'll feel so much better,,,,,,

Friday, July 13, 2012

Saturday, July 7, 2012

An Unfortunate Incident In Heaven

A thunderous "Thank You" to our Saturday Blog-Hop Co-Hosts, Two Little Cavaliers, Life With Dogs, and Confessions Of The Plume. Follow them for the tops in pet info & entertainment. Even in Heaven, mistakes can be made:

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Happy 4th & R.I.P. Andy Griffith

A birth and a death to be observed. Please take time out today to say a prayer for both Andy Griffith,,,and,,,,our Nation.