I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.
A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off.
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison for dinner ? Oh deer.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.