Christmas Memo To Male Puppies:

What does neutered mean ?

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And now,,,,What do you mean,,I need to be fixed ,,,,,,,

R.I.P. A Memorial Video

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Every beloved pet's true legacy should be one of happy memories,,,not sadness. The bond of love that is shared with their family, and the lifetime of happy memories that the pet provided for their family, will live on in the family's hearts forever.  This song is called "Think Of Me And Smile",,,,,

Are you listening ?

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The Guessing Game

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And now,,,,,
Three mischievious Grannies,,,,,,,

Gossip Sucks

Mind your own business, or you might really wish you had,,,,,,

Lean On Me

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Dogs & dog-lovers,,,,where would we be without each other,,,,

A wise Cat reveals an "ancient feline defense secret" to the kitty who finds himself in an unfortunate situation in this photo,,,,,

If Flicks Had Starred Felines

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If the classic flick, "A Few Good Men", had starred cats instead of movie stars and been named A Few Good Cats,,,,well,,,this riveting scene from the flick may have looked like this,,,,

Funs With Puns

Cmon....SMILE !,,,it doesn't hurt,,,,




I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.

A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer.

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Saturday Blog-Hop

A huge "Thank You" to our Saturday Blog-Hop Co-Hosts. Visit & follow, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume for the tops in pet entertainment and information. Todays installment,,,,You're never too old to learn,,,,,,

A Photo Finish

Are my eyes deceiving me ?

Let's Laugh !

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A Dog Goes To School

A dog followed his little best friend to school one day,,,,,

An Unfortunate Incident In Heaven

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Happy 4th & R.I.P. Andy Griffith

A birth and a death to be observed. Please take time out today to say a prayer for both Andy Griffith,,,and,,,,our Nation.

Pedigree Write A Post, Help A Dog Campaign

Pedigree Brands has a very generous campaign going on to help feed shelter dogs. It's pretty simple,,,bloggers,,write a post including the postcard I have included here, and Pedigree will donate a bag of dog food to a shelter. The Joke Puppy also has a song about adopting shelter dogs in the video. Once again,,,many thanks to Pedigree for their generosity.

If Movies Had Starred Mutts--Dirty Dancing

Much appreciation to our Saturday Blog-Hop Co-Hosts, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, & Confessions Of The Plume. Follow them for the tops in pet information and entertainment. Todays feature,,,,a dramatic moment from Dirty Dancing,,,as it may have been performed starring dogs:

Wow ! I have received an award,,,and Yes,,,,I am touched by it. Thank You so much,,,Alison & Zoe of Pawfect Days,,,,I appreciate it.

Here are the rules,,,,as I understand them: I must answer the questions that come with The Sunshine Award. I must pass the award along to another blogger and let them know they have received the award. ((( I will be sure to do this later ! ))) Here are the questions and my answers,,,and remember,,,I am The Joke Puppy ! Favorite number: A,,,,(1) Favorite Non-alcoholic drink: Milk Shake Facebook or Twitter: Facebook,,,although I'm not all atwitter about either one of them. My Passion: My Pet Video Business www.petphotofun.com Favorite pattern: Male Pattern Baldness ( Not afflicted,,,I have a luxurious head of grey hair) Favorite Day of the Week: I'm retired except for the work I choose to do,,,so how can I have a favorite day Favorite Flower: The flower (yes,,I know it's spelled differently) that I use to fry my fried chicken and pork chops. Sincerely,,,,I do appreciate the award. Thank you very much !

Grey Hair ?

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If Movies Had Starred Mutts

Three Cheers & many thanks to our Saturday Blog Hop Co-Hosts, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume. Follow them to enjoy pet info that is always entertaining and informative. And now, a scene from a classic movie as it might have been, if the movie had starred mutts:

Have A Safe Memorial Day Week-End

 No jokes in this post. I just received this e-mail and I think it's the perfect way to wish all a safe Memorial Day week-end. I do not know the name of Reggie's owner to credit him, or her,,,,but my heart tells me that this person will not mind me sharing this with you one bit.

They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street. But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn't hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie's advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn't look like "Lab people," whatever that meant. They must've thought I did. But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes and a sealed letter from his previous owner. See, Reggie and I didn't really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too. Maybe we were too much alike. I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that. "Okay, Reggie," I said out loud, "let's see if your previous owner has any advice." ____________ _________ _________ _________ To Whomever Gets My Dog: Well, I can't say that I'm happy you're reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie's new owner. I'm not even happy writing it. He knew something was different. So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you. First, he loves tennis balls. The more the merrier. Sometimes I think he's part squirrel, the way he hoards them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasn't done it yet. Doesn't matter where you throw them, he'll bound after them, so be careful. Don't do it by any roads. Next, commands. Reggie knows the obvious ones ---"sit," "stay," "come," "heel." He knows hand signals, too: He knows "ball" and "food" and "bone" and "treat" like nobody's business. Feeding schedule: twice a day, regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand. He's up on his shots. Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car. I don't know how he knows when it's time to go to the vet, but he knows. Finally, give him some time. It's only been Reggie and me for his whole life. He's gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn't bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially. And that's why I need to share one more bit of info with you...His name's not Reggie. He's a smart dog, he'll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. But I just couldn't bear to give them his real name. But if someone is reading this ... well it means that his new owner should know his real name. His real name is "Tank." Because, that is what I drive. I told the shelter that they couldn't make "Reggie" available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. You see, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could've left Tank with ... and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call to the shelter ... in the "event" ... to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my CO is a dog-guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he'd do it personally. And if you're reading this, then he made good on his word. Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family. And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family, too, and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he loved me. If I have to give up Tank to keep those terrible people from coming to the US I am glad to have done so. He is my example of service and of love. I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades. All right, that's enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. Maybe I'll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth. Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me. Thank you, Paul Mallory ____________ _________ _________ _______ I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure, I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer. I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog. "Hey, Tank," I said quietly. The dog's head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright. "C'mere boy." He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn't heard in months. "Tank," I whispered. His tail swished. I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my face into his scruff and hugged him. "It's me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me." Tank reached up and licked my cheek. "So whatdaya say we play some ball?" His ears perked again. "Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?" Tank tore from my hands and disappeared into the next room. And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth. If you can read this without getting a lump in your throat or a tear in your eye, you just ain't right. A veteran is someone who, at one point, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including their life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. Enjoy a safe Memorial day week-end,,,but please take a little time out to remember all past,,,and especially present members of our military branches in your prayers

Memory Power

An Australian travel writer,,,,,

Of Pets, Parks, and Puppy Poop !

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Lying

The Minister told,,,,,

Happy Mother's Day Song For All Pet Mommies

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In The Garden Of Eden

Tomorrow,,,,a Mother's Day Wish for all Pet Mommies,,,but today,,,, One day the LORD,,,,,,

Of Politicians And The Canine Society

Many thanks to our Saturday Blog Hop Co-Hosts, Confessions Of The Plume, Life With Dogs, and Two Little Cavaliers. They provide the tops in informative and entertaining pet news. Please visit and follow their blogs. And now,,,,,My canine friends, have you noticed,,,,,

There Is But One Judge !

An old cowboy,,,,,

Lessons In Love,,Don't Ask !

Three Barks, Ruff, Ruff, Ruff, for our Blog Co-Hosts, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume. For the best in entertaining and informative pet info, be sure to visit and follow their blogs. An elderly couple,,,,,

Think Before You Speak

A Doctor and his Wife were arguing,,,,,

Ideal Mother's Day Gift For Pet Mommies

Just imagine any pet mommy opening an e-card starring her own pet singing this song to her for Mother's Day:

Mildred & Violet

Hello Saturday Blog Hoppers and a sincere "Thank You" to our blog co-hosts, Two Little Cavaliers, Life With Dogs, and Confessions Of The Plume. Be sure to follow them for the best in entertaining and informative pet stories. On to todays post. Two elderly ladies were driving,,,,,,

R.I.P. Dick Clark, Bandstand, Memories

Of Dick Clark, American Bandstand, and childhood memories,,,,,,

Nobody Likes Rude People

A lawyer boarded a plane,,,,,

The Human Race

A little girl asked,,,,

The Statues

I'm so glad to take part in the Saturday Blog Hop. Many "Thanks" & "Kudos" to our Blog-Hop Co-Hosts. Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume. Be sure to follow them for informative and entertaining pet information.

For this episode of the Joke Puppy, we welcome a "Kitty Comic".
For several decades,,,,,

Never Jump To Conclusions

There were 3 people,,,,,

A Lesson About Housework

When Joke Daddy was a young fool,,,,,

Blog Hop Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner (not nasty)

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Presenting the Saturday Blog Hop wet t-shirt contest winner,,,

Retirement Fun

Working people often ask retirees,,,,,,

Say A Prayer For Jazz

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A visit to the vet,,,,,

Three Turtles On A Picnic

Pokey, Hourglass, and Slowpoke go on a picnic,,,,,

A Visit With Mr. Moron

Mr. Moron was driving,,,,,,

Is The Easter Bunny Being Replaced ?

Many "Thanks" to our Saturday Hop Co-Hosts, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume. Visit them for some great entertainment, and information.

Now,,,this character, Choey Da Chimp is not to be taken seriously. He is just an out-of-work monkey, and pathological liar, who will make up just about any lie to get his way. But,,,,,,he is kind of cute in his own way:

Fairy Tales

A little girl asked her Daddy,,,,,

Your New Answer Machine Message ?

The Joke Puppy has been getting so many unsolicited phone calls from out-of-town businesses that we have produced a new message prompt,,,feel free to use it yourself if you're having the same problem:

Breaking News !

Can this new cure stamp out baldness ?

One Smart Puppy

Puppy finds Scientific evidence that dogs may be smarter than cats:

The 'Irish Dog Tenor" Sings "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"

Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all, and an Irish "Thank You" to our gracious Hop Co-hosts, Life With Dogs, Two Little Cavaliers, and Confessions Of The Plume. In honor of St. Paddy's Day, a song and a wish that everyone has a safe and Happy St. Patrick's day:

Rest In Peace,,,Yoda

Yoda,,,,sometimes called "the ugliest dog in the world" has crossed ther Rainbow Bridge. May she rest in peace:

Did Ya Hear About,,,,,

A Joke Puppy comedy routine fail (?),,,,,

Pay Attention In Class

Little Johnny was daydreaming,,,,,

Haircut

The moral of this story is that it usually is in your best interests to co-operate with your authority figures:

Dogs vs Cats ,,, The Knock Knock Joke Incident Saturday Blog Hop

Many "Thanks" to the three co-hosts of the Blog Hop,,,Life With Dogs,,,
Confessions Of The Plume,,,& Two Little Cavaliers.

We all know that dogs & cats can get along,,,but,,,we also know that they sometimes enjoy antagonizing one another:

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Smooth Operators

Five surgeons were arguing about,,,,,

The Joke Puppy

This inebriated man was walking,,,,,,

Money Talks

Watch, and listen, as the Joke Puppy recounts a conversation btween a $20.00 bill and a $1.00 bill:

Saturday Blog Hop Joke Puppy

Watch, and listen, as the Joke Puppy tells the story of a Church Pastor and his new teeth:

Snooki is pregnant ?

Please give a warm welcome to Chuckles the Chimp, who delivers our slightly risque comedy material, who addresses the possibility that Snooki may be pregnant:

So,,,This guy needed a job,,,,,

Be careful when accepting a job offer:

Just Another Blonde Joke

Let me state that as a puppy, even a Joke Puppy, I unconditionally love all blonde women, so no ill will is intended by the following video:

The Joke Puppy

Living into the "Golden Years" has it's consequences:

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Motivational Speech On Exercise

This "Joke Puppy" tries to motivate his "best friend" to take him for a walk.